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Unseen Academicals

By: Terry Pratchett
Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
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Summary

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The audiobook of Unseen Academicals is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace; Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan.

'We play and are played and the best we can hope for is to do it with style.'

Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork. And now the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match without using magic...so they're in the mood for trying everything else.

To do so, they recruit an unlikely group of players: Trev, a street urchin with a talent for kicking a tin can; Glenda, the night chef who makes a mean pie; Juliet, the kitchen hand turned world's greatest fashion model; and the mysterious Mr Nutt, who has something powerful, and dark, locked away inside him....

And the thing about football—the important thing about football—is that it is not just about football. Here we go, here we go, here we go!

Unseen Academicals is the seventh book in the Wizards series, but you can listen to the Discworld novels in any order. The first book in the Discworld series—The Colour of Magic—was published in 1983. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.

©2009 Terry Pratchet and Lyn Pratchet (P)2022 Penguin Audio

Critic reviews

"This isn't just football, it's Discworld football. Or, to borrow another phrase, it's about life, the Universe and everything." (The Times)

"No one mixes the fantastical and mundane to better comic effect." (Daily Mail)

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How does he keep all the voices straight?

Extraordinary performance of the book, with such versatility. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
I do hope he has done some more of the books!

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Not the finest delivery or story in the set

Much as I loved the thick Morporkian accents, I couldn't get over the weirdly high Ridcully. The story is not one of Pratchett's best, though it is perfectly good and has it's moments.

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Classic

Can’t fault this version at all. Every character played to perfection and engaging. Loved it. Now for another.

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good story, not so good narration

a good story as always, but the New narration is not good, hard to understand dialects and voices. i hope they switch it back to the old ones

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Stunning

Brilliantly read ,wonderful characters , great story as usual,enhanced by the readers voices , a most enjoyable audio book .

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Astounding multi-voice narration

The amazing world of STP’s Discworld is coming alive again in fresh and delightful ways through these new audiobooks. This is a great listen. Colin Morgan’s multi-voice narration is astounding. This one may now be “over” but happily there are still many more. (Michael).

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Brilliant

Absolutely loved this. Cleverly written and narrated wonderfully! Even laughed out loud in points. Typical Pratchett! Very enjoyable, would recommend.

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Excellent

Excellent book. I'd forgotten that it's not really suitable for younger school children though. Shame.

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It’s about football!

As someone who is not very fond of the beautiful game I was inexorably drawn into this story and the performers as usual were excellent.

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Funny,poignant, observant . Another Discworld masterpiece

simply just loved it . Wonderful characters and thoroughly enjoyed the narration. I was sad when it ended

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