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  • Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

  • Big Questions from Tiny Mortals About Death
  • By: Caitlin Doughty
  • Narrated by: Caitlin Doughty
  • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (515 ratings)
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Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

By: Caitlin Doughty
Narrated by: Caitlin Doughty
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Summary

What happens if someone dies on a plane?

Can we give Grandma a Viking funeral?

Why don't animals dig up all the graves?

Will my hair keep growing in my coffin after I'm buried?

Every day, funeral director Caitlin Doughty receives dozens of questions about death. In this book she offers factual, hilarious and candid answers to thirty-five of the most interesting questions posed by her youngest fans, sharing the lore and science of what happens to, and inside, our bodies after we die. Why do corpses groan? What causes bodies to turn strange colours during decomposition? and why do hair and nails appear longer after death? The answers are all within...

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2019 Caitlin Doughty (P)2019 Orion Publishing Group

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delightful listen

If you enjoy her YouTube channel, you'll enjoy this just as much. Informative and with her usual punny personality shining through.

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simply brilliant .

Caitlin is also on tube go watch her she is witty and engaging. love all her stuff

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Informative fun

Beautifully narrated. The questions are childlike in their curiosity but the answer are detailed and informative. Enjoyed immensely.

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Fascinating and (often) funny

Who knew?…I learnt so many fascinating facts about death rituals. It certainly took some ‘fear factor’ away to have bodily processes explained with some wit. Enjoyed it.

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Amazing

Once again another amazing book by Caitlin. Answered lots of questions I've always wondered. Thank you

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loved it, but I was left wanting more!

I love Caitlin's work, I've followed her for a few years and have read "smoke gets in your eyes", but only just discovered this book! it seems it's for children, which I hadn't realised before I started, not to say it's childish in any way, but the cover does mention tiny mortals! it's as fascinating as always, and includes lots that I didn't already know. I just wish it was a longer book because I was enjoying it so much.

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Morbidly Awesome

I loved it. I'm a big fan of Caitlin and the work that she does. This book was a delight and very educational look into what goes on when the time comes. Perfectly read and written.

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It's always great to hear or read books by Caitlin

I really join her style and voice, when it comes to discussing the topic of death, and she does a great job in this book!
As an adult it can seem difficult to talk with children about death, without sugar-coating it or talking down to them, this book does not do that! She is honest with the reader/listener about the subject, using language that is understandable, without talking down to the read or making them feel stupid.
I highly recommend this book people of all ages!

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educational and fascinating

I've always loved Catlin and she's open up so many doors for me to understand if you will care industry and death dying and bereavement and listening to this book as madw it even better. thank you so much x

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another hit from Caitlin Doughty

i have read the authors previous books and also follow her on YouTube. I LOve how she explains death and death related issues. She makes it fun (as fun as death CAN be) & not so scary. This book is suitable for children and adults. Definitely worth a read/listen.

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