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C*cky Author

By: Fettucine Holliday
Narrated by: Meghan Kelly
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Publisher's summary

This totally original audiobook is about a cock...sure man who is caulky, cocked up, and above all else, confident. He lays it into a lady real good and leaves her satisfied.

This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.

©2018 Fettucine Holliday (P)2018 Fettucine Holliday
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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C&*#cky

Hilariously funny and very entertaining. Meghan Kelly did a great job with the narration. Very short but laugh out loud :-D

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Marketing Genius!

This book is nothing short of hysterically funny! In response to an author trademarking a word, Fettucine Holliday has written this short, funny story with every possible euphemism included. She takes the ridiculous situation and created a satire sure to make you laugh out loud and give this circumstance the mockery it deserves. The listen may be short, but it is packed full and is the best response to this craziness. Narrated with perfect comedic timing, Meghan Kelly brings the points home! Loved this little gem!

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Fantastic!!!!

Loved this! Super funny short novella that had me laughing out loud. This was perfection! Highly recommend!!!

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Hilarious!!

This is so frickin funny! I laughed so hard I was crying. short but awesome.

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SUPER SILLY, AND I LOVED IT!!

Meghan Kelly does a great job with this short little tale of satire and cockiness!! I thoroughly enjoyed it!!

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Morning listen

Nothing better then a good laugh while getting ready for work.
Quick 15min listen to get you smiling and wondering what on earth did I just listen too, LMFAO
Meghan is as sultry as always, a pleasure to listen to her

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Hilarious

Funny satirical take on the whole c*cky debacle. Meghan Kelley delivered those lines perfectly. Loved it.

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Nothing like a funny book to cheer you up!

This short read had me laughing from start to finish. I had a hard time holding in my giggles. C*cky Author definitely helps bring laughter to a tough situation!

The narration was AMAZING! Meghan Kelly was hilarious in this book!

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An hilarious read!

Holy hell! I DID NOT STOP LAUGHING EVEN AFTER I WAS FINISHED LISTENING!

What a fabulous and hilarious read! So awesome and enjoyable!

Absolutely fantastic AND HILARIOUS!

Great narration! So lovely and well performed!

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Wow!

This is the most interesting 15 min ever and it will keep you talking about it for awhile. Funny, and goes to show a very good point. It’s not like any book signing I have ever been too lol. Narration was on point.

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