• The Real Mother Goose

  • A BDSM Erotic Fantasy Romance
  • By: Selena Kitt
  • Narrated by: Holly Hackett
  • Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
  • 3.8 out of 5 stars (114 ratings)

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The Real Mother Goose

By: Selena Kitt
Narrated by: Holly Hackett
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Publisher's summary

  • From best-selling and award-winning author Selena Kitt
  • Half a million naughty books sold in 2011
  • Guaranteed quality - this kitty's cream rises to the top!

2010 Epic Award Finalist!

Settle yourself in for a wicked bed time story, a hot, wild ride through nursery rhymes like you've never heard them before. Set in a fantastical world where the privileged few own and raise sex slaves like beloved pets, Mother herself is the star of the show, wielding a riding crop and taking care of and training her young charges with a firm and skillful hand. But where has Father Goose wandered off to, and who will take Mother in hand when she ventures too far?

Warning: This title contains erotic situations, graphic language, sex, spanking, elements of bdsm, and a perspective on nursery rhymes you'll never forget!

©2009 Selena Kitt (P)2012 Selena Kitt
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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Not What You Expect

Wow, this book is just not what you'd expect. The fairy tale creatures aren't anything like the ones your mama read you, that's for sure! This author's imagination is incredibly vivid. I was blown away by some of the things that occur in Mother Gooseland! The sex is hot, the story keeps getting better, and the ending surprised me completely. Don't listen in public - it's way too hot for that!

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Interesting take

Started off ok with BDSM interpretations of nursery rhymes but goes from questionable consent issues with Little Miss Muffet to full on rape of Jill, of Jack & Jill. Jill does not have a great time & Jack gets punished for trying to help her several times. This was not to my taste. (Your fictional fantasy mileage may vary since it’s not actual people getting hurt.)

Steam: Med-Hot. (Not full hot because some scenes were off-putting, to put it mildly.) But it’s basically a sex romp. I just wish it was a more enjoyable one for me.

Worldbuilding: decent. Magical ren-faire with full on lord/serf patriarchy isn’t a huge stretch though. The part-animal/part-people hybrids with animal speed aging both tweaked my consent boundaries and made me think they would have terrible growing pains, but hey, fantasy magic!

Narration: In general, good. Appropriate pacing and emoting. But there were a handful of mispronunciations that should have been fixed.

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HOT FUN!

Adult fantasy fairy tales done right. My favorite of this genre. Definitely not for the timid.

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Not what I expected

I'm all for a little spice and excitement in a book, but I wasn't expecting this. I tried to listen because I paid for it, but it was a tad too "pornish" for me. I wonder if I could get my point back.

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Not a bad story

it was pretty entertaining but the narrator mispronounced so many words it was very distracting. I'm going to make sure I dont get anything read by her any more.

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Not worth your time or money

If I could give negative stars I would. I can't begin to say how bad the narrator was. Long pauses and hesitations. Literally like she's reading and keeps losing her place. I've read other works by Selena Kitt & that's a good thing because if this had been the first book I never would have read another. I've left a one star for Overall rating because I couldn't submit with 0 stars.

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no just no

So not my cup of tea. It was weird I couldn't even get through 5 minutes of it.

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Not her best work, not her worst

Lots of sex, but the story line is weak. Lots of nursery rhymes waiting for their turn.

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No, just no

I tried to like it, but no, just no. DNF.












That’s all I have to say

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this should be made into a movie!

knowing the common version of these stories allowed me to enjoy the adult version! the original were boring, these are sexy. thank you Selena and Holly!

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